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 The Legacy of Trump<\/strong>\n  \n It feels like a decade when only four years,<\/strong>\n The Donald took office causing our fears.<\/strong>\n He'd fight for the people and go out on a limb,<\/strong>\n Depending of course what's in it for him.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He mocked the disabled showing no class,<\/strong>\n But later denied he had been such an ass.<\/strong>\n His voters were blind to all of his faults,<\/strong>\n This often happens when dealing with cults.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n His voters were cheering and dancing with glee,<\/strong>\n The mess he'd create they could not foresee.<\/strong>\n They heard all his lies and soaked it all in,<\/strong>\n After drinking his Kool-Aid and forgiving all sin.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n To be a big man and prove he's no wussy,<\/strong>\n He bragged he grabbed women by their pussy.<\/strong>\n The women he had were always good lookers,<\/strong>\n So how come he later paid off Stormy hookers?<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Instead of bridges he promised a wall,<\/strong>\n Mexico he said would pay for it all.<\/strong>\n Obamacare would no longer survive,<\/strong>\n But it just doesn't matter if you're not alive.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Feeling empowered to lie at each turn,<\/strong>\n When will his followers finally learn?<\/strong>\n They're all just his pawns caught in his snare,<\/strong>\n When it comes to their lives he just doesn't care.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n MAGA's the slogan he used for his win,<\/strong>\n While paying off hookers with whom he had been.<\/strong>\n His dream for the country may still come true,<\/strong>\n When the White House is vacated by you.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He thinks he looks good with that orangey tan,<\/strong>\n When everyone knows that it comes from a can.<\/strong>\n He thinks himself stylish, flamboyant with flair,<\/strong>\n While everyone else just laughs at his hair.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He thought it was beer when told there's a draft,<\/strong>\n Time for big daddy to make good on his graft.<\/strong>\n Bone spurs had saved him during those years,<\/strong>\n They weren't in his feet but between his ears.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n The lies kept on coming after he was sworn in,<\/strong>\n Where you could hear the drop of a pin.<\/strong>\n Many decided not to go to his show,<\/strong>\n But was really attended by millions he'd crow.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He hired the best or so he did bray,<\/strong>\n Until they are fired for something they say.<\/strong>\n Boastful, conceited his selfishness grew,<\/strong>\n I can't wait to see him get what is due.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n His closest advisers are not free of sin,<\/strong>\n What'd you expect when he hires his kin?<\/strong>\n Others of course they went off to jail,<\/strong>\n To wait for a pardon to come in the mail.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Russia placed bounties on soldiers abroad,<\/strong>\n But we hear no response from this demigod.<\/strong>\n He claims to be tough by his rootin' and tootin',<\/strong>\n When he's just but a puppet for Vladimir Putin.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Soldiers are losers declared him one day,<\/strong>\n Passing on honoring the dead where they lay.<\/strong>\n His hair would be messed as rain came in waves,<\/strong>\n While those he had slandered turned in their graves.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n COVID hit hard and killed some old folks,<\/strong>\n But no need to worry as it's all just a hoax.<\/strong>\n He bumbled and stumbled and fell on his face,<\/strong>\n As the leader of millions he's such a disgrace.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He said to drink bleach from a big glass,<\/strong>\n Or take UV light and shove up your ass.<\/strong>\n Hard to say which cure is the worst,<\/strong>\n I'm the second to try it - Presidents first.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Keep everything open and the stock market high,<\/strong>\n He just didn't care how many would die.<\/strong>\n He must win the popular vote without fail,<\/strong>\n In order to keep his fat ass out of jail.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n As if not enough the streets were aflame,<\/strong>\n Cops killing criminals or so they would claim.<\/strong>\n Protesters armed and ready to fight,<\/strong>\n But who is to blame the left or the right?<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n A calm voice was needed but never would come,<\/strong>\n The country was bleeding to which he was numb.<\/strong>\n It should not really matter which party's in power,<\/strong>\n But don't just sit in your bunker and cower.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He took little notice of America's plight,<\/strong>\n Too busy cheating at golf his delight.<\/strong>\n A leader was needed in times that were grim,<\/strong>\n Too bad his voters had thought it was him.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Pandemic and riots spill into the street,<\/strong>\n Innocent people start feeling the heat.<\/strong>\n A nation ignored that needs law and order,<\/strong>\n Man I am glad I live north of the border!<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Peaceful protesters were moved out by force,<\/strong>\n For a walk to the church and photo of course.<\/strong>\n With an upside down bible he showed his religion,<\/strong>\n Too bad he was missed by every pigeon.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n COVID be damned he still held his rallies,<\/strong>\n Can't interfere with gaining vote tallies.<\/strong>\n Fake news he called it beyond his controls,<\/strong>\n Those who survived would head to the polls.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Next thing you know he's coughing and wheezing,<\/strong>\n It's one of those things you find very pleasing.<\/strong>\n To see him get sick from what once he denied,<\/strong>\n But pulling up short as a martyr who died.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n A landslide he claimed when he won the first time,<\/strong>\n But losing this time by the same was a crime?<\/strong>\n \"They stole my election\" he went on to claim,<\/strong>\n As he kept searching and searching for someone to blame.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Call in the press for conspiracy reasons,<\/strong>\n Then go ahead and book the Four Seasons.<\/strong>\n So in Trump style the plan went ahead,<\/strong>\n Between a porn shop and home for the dead.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Count only votes that were put forth for me,<\/strong>\n Is just what the President wanted to see.<\/strong>\n For votes cast for Joe he sought an injunction.<\/strong>\n Seems that he suffers from electoral dysfunction.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He called to his people to help fund the cause,<\/strong>\n Send me your money but don't read the clause.<\/strong>\n With legal bills mounting and debts that are deep,<\/strong>\n One last chance for trimming the sheep.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He looks for the corner in the Oval Office,<\/strong>\n Rocking fetal position while getting nauseous.<\/strong>\n Whimpering endlessly \"it isn't fair,\"<\/strong>\n While sucking his thumb clutching his own Trumpy Bear.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He worries of jail so they tell him \"Sir, No,\"<\/strong>\n A penal colony is where you will go.<\/strong>\n Perking right up he's no longer forlorn,<\/strong>\n He thinks it's a place for making male porn.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Democracy challenged and took a big hit,<\/strong>\n While those in the White House were staging a fit.<\/strong>\n He bullied and sued every state that he could,<\/strong>\n But the courts told him \"No\" just like they should.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He thinks himself honest with no need for penance,<\/strong>\n Thank goodness the White House will soon have new tenants.<\/strong>\n Kicking and screaming is how he will go,<\/strong>\n Taking great care not to mess up his flow.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He cries and fusses just like little babies,<\/strong>\n So much so you would think he had rabies.<\/strong>\n No shame or guilt or conscience at all,<\/strong>\n Pouting and shouting he'll go home with his ball.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n The public has spoken and your time is done,<\/strong>\n Your trophy wife's glad that someone else won.<\/strong>\n Thanks for your service we bristle to say,<\/strong>\n Don't go away mad just go away.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n The fight is not over and one thing we learned,<\/strong>\n The civil unrest leaves us all quite concerned.<\/strong>\n Respecting your neighbour whether your kind or not,<\/strong>\n Was really behind the wars that were fought.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n We look to our leaders to rally the troops,<\/strong>\n To lead by example and jump through the hoops.<\/strong>\n Unite nations and people but not drive apart,<\/strong>\n Show some compassion, caring and heart.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n How long to mend is tough to say,<\/strong>\n He made it all worse to our dismay.<\/strong>\n So many still voted for him in November,<\/strong>\n It's hard for the rest of us not to remember.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He set a new record as history will show,<\/strong>\n Losing popular vote came as a blow.<\/strong>\n Add his impeachment and serving one term,<\/strong>\n No longer fake news but truth that is firm. <\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n His cronies in jail now send out a call,<\/strong>\n Pardon us, pardon us, pardon us all.<\/strong>\n So many get out as their jail time ends,<\/strong>\n To make room for his rump, family and friends.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He bullied and cheated all of his life,<\/strong>\n Bought land and tall buildings and even a wife.<\/strong>\n His lying ass ways were always inherent,<\/strong>\n He has not a clue that he's so transparent.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n He wants all to love him as much as they can,<\/strong>\n But so many see just a pitiful man.<\/strong>\n Why don't they like me he wonders aloud,<\/strong>\n He may never know with his head in a cloud.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Silver spoon privilege is just what he had,<\/strong>\n Craving acceptance and praise from his Dad.<\/strong>\n Schools would accept him due to a cheat,<\/strong>\n Later he brags being there quite a feat.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Claiming false credits he toots his own horn,<\/strong>\n Those who correct him soon feel his scorn.<\/strong>\n How dare we question what you say or do,<\/strong>\n Just 'cause you say it don't mean that it's true.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n The election seems lost despite all his pleas,<\/strong>\n Good to see Trump finally down on his knees.<\/strong>\n Begging the country to give him the vote,<\/strong>\n But when justice prevails he seeks a scapegoat.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Privilege soon gone will be his concern,<\/strong>\n Bad taxes and crimes of which we will learn.<\/strong>\n Law suits and charges may change his luck,<\/strong>\n As if playing dodge ball I'll watch Donald duck.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Mar-a-lago has told him if you retire,<\/strong>\n Living elsewhere is what we require.<\/strong>\n So many hotels but where will he go,<\/strong>\n With no extradition it could be Moscow<\/strong>\n.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n While the country gets sick he stays home in bed,<\/strong>\n God only knows what goes on in his head.<\/strong>\n Perhaps he envisions his life off the throne,<\/strong>\n With a new cell number that's not for his phone.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Texting and fixing his hair until noon,<\/strong>\n No need to care as he'll be gone soon.<\/strong>\n It's tee time for him not working till through,<\/strong>\n With no relief funds his fans suffer too.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n Obsessed with the TV and what they all say,<\/strong>\n About all the crap that he spews every day.<\/strong>\n Just like a diva who the critics caress,<\/strong>\n This tiny man believes his own press.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n In isolation to stop virus spreading,<\/strong>\n Watching to see where America's heading.<\/strong>\n I would listen to Trump in disbelief,<\/strong>\n At least he gave me some comic relief.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n His own little world is where he lives now,<\/strong>\n How he looks in the mirror we'll never know how.<\/strong>\n The country has problems that may only widen,<\/strong>\n But at least it's not Trump but his rival Joe Biden.<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n We suffered four years under his reign,<\/strong>\n Waiting for things to be great again.<\/strong>\n With most of the country weary and tired,<\/strong>\n The voters came out and told him \"You're Fired.\"<\/strong>\n  <\/strong>\n \n Doug Wayling - December 2020<\/strong> <\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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